Saturday, September 13, 2008

Double Dippin', and it aint' ice cream!

We have a lovely couple, who are both on disability. The husband looks like "Sloth" from The Goonies; the wife has a unibrow, and could easily grow a goatee if she tried. The kids run around with no shoes most of the year, they are always dirty and smelly and act like monkeys. Hell, they probably ARE monkeys. (The parents have money for things they WANT, it's not a poverty issue!) The children also receive disability checks because heck, mommy and daddy get them too. It's a big huge family check-fest!

Now what I don't get: daddy is supposed to be totally disabled and unable to work. (He can lug his 32" tv in to get a loan though!) However, two weeks ago he started bringing in UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS? I'm like, WTF? How can you get disability AND unemployment?? I asked him about the unemployment check, expecting him to say something like they owed it to him from years ago when he did work. But no! Sloth actually was working as a security guard (Was it 'social security'? har har!) and was fired. Probably because he was too stupid to know which end of the flashlight to turn on. Ok so yes that's mean but I'm telling you, the guy and his wife maybe share the same I.Q. number between them and their children are even worse.

This guy gets unemployment every week to the tune of $275. He gets disability of $1200. His wife gets $600-something and each of their monkey litter gets a $600 check. My husband breaks his back at work 10 hours or more a day and he doesn't bring home as much as these leeches! I'm so seething mad just thinking about it. My mood was not helped when Mrs. Sloth opened her purse and out ran some roaches; alive and kicking and raring to breed all over our shop! I recoiled in horror and had to stifle a scream; she acted like it was no big deal and ignored it. So this tells me they have these pets running freely throughout their house! How appropriate, the leeches living with roaches.

Is there no justice? Why are people allowed to suck off the teat like this??