Crazy Biatch Needs a New Car?

Crazy Biatch was due yesterday to pick up her loan. She never showed, nor did she call. As a favor we have her on an extended loan period, so that she can come in once a month instead of twice a month as she was previously.

Today she called and spoke to another employee (I was luckily off putting something away!). She wanted more time, past the month she'd already been given. Apparently she had a flat tire. (I am about to suggest she walk or bike, as that darn car just keeps causing her to be unable to get anywhere!) The employee asked me what to do, since she was late and this is far from the first time. I took the phone and told her to call back and talk to her favorite employee in about an hour, as he was gone. She said, "I can't call back." I told her, "That's up to you, CB." She immediately got defensive: "What do you mean it's up to me?" I told her that her fave person would be back soon and it's up to her whether she calls him or not, that we need to close this loan so if she doesn't call back or show up today, the check will be deposited. She snottily said, "I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW and errands to run, so I can't call back!" I told her again, that's up to you, he'll be here until we close at 7:00 p.m. so that's your decision whether to call or not. She sat there fuming, I could hear her nose-breathing heavily into the phone. She said, "FINE!" and hung up on me.

Crazy Biatch must have really been mad, because she called back about fifteen minutes later and got the same employee she'd spoken to before. It seems as though her month due date fell on a day we were closed, but the due date for the next day was handwritten on her form (a day I might add, that she ignored). She told the employee that it was OUR fault she could not come in and pay her loan, since we put it on a day we were closed. She must have thought she'd invented fire when she saw that it had been printed for a day we were not open and AHA! That's going to save her! The employee told her that she knew how the loans work and he wasn't buying it. He repeated this to her several more times. I walked by and said close to the phone, "Isn't she going to be late for her job interview?" She hung up. I badly wanted to ask her, "How can you get to your interview and errands with a flat tire but not come pay off your loan?"

CB called back about an hour later, I'd already forewarned her favorite man that she was not on her meds. Of course I had to answer the phone! She asked for 'the owner', I guess she incorrectly assumes the man she always tattles to/asks for is the owner. She tried her usual bow and scrape to her favorite employee, and this time he didn't tell her it was ok. He told her we had bent over backwards for her and that she needed to get in and pay her loan and that we had already carried her past the agreement several times. She did not linger on the phone today! So if a woman is firm with her on the phone or in person, she flips out. If a man does it, she backs down. I'm sure there has to be a name for this phenomenon somewhere.

Oh, yeah, it's "Crazy Biatch Syndrome!"

I sell diet pills! They work! Even if I'm Fat!

Today while out driving, I saw a car plastered with a web site and product name, and they even had a personalized tag with the product name. The product is for a line of supplements that are total bogus MLM bullcrap. What cracked me up was the invitation to ask the driver of the car how YOU could lose weight on this product: and the driver was a complete lard ass!
Ah, the irony.

"KEVIN THINKS YOU ARE A C*CKSUCKER"

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