Butthole and Brathead

Butthole's mom came back in today, with the demon girl child, let's call her Brathead. Brathead is probably about five years old. The mom is starting to get very tense with me, she hardly cracks a smile or even looks at me, so this stuff with her kids is really building up to something that's not going to end well. If her mood was a zit, you would be able to see the whitehead forming.
So Mommy Butthole is at the counter and started saying, "Jesus Christ!" over something, I don't know what and I didn't care, it wasn't directed at me. So what does Brathead do?
"JEEZIS CHRIST!! JEEZIS!! CHRIST! JEZISCHRISTJEEZISCHRIST" like a parrot. So imagine her two adorable tots out in public, one calling people "butthole" and one exclaiming, "JEEZIS CHRIST" over and over. I'm half tempted to suggest to mom that she start a bail fund for Butthole (he probably won't even make it to high school) and a birth-control fund for Brathead in anticipation of her being the class lay in 6th grade. Such high hopes.