"I get a check cuz of my back! Like my boots?!"

Woman comes in with stiletto-heeled boots on; it looks like she's balancing on tiny little screwdrivers. She can walk in them just fine! As she wastes my time asking to see things she isn't going to buy, she mentions how she's on disability becauuse her back is too messed up to work. She can't do ANYTHING, not even sit in a chair. "Yeah it hurts, and shit." But, you are able-bodied enough to wear F*ck Me boots? It sure didn't hurt her to bend clear over (ass crack hanging out) and look into the cabinets and find crap for me to hand to her. I bet you didn't wear those boots to the Social Security office when you were convincing them you needed a check. PARASITE!