Long Duck Dong, Handyman

Long Duck Dong gave me his business card, and let me know he does handyman work, any kind! I had this mean thought: get him to give me a quote, then moan and bitch about how much he quoted me...and at the end, say, "But I only have a fiftee!" <'br> Ah yes, I can think of little more I'd love than to be the customer of someone I can barely stand as a customer! Plus he'd know where I live, and I try to keep that at a minimum!