Let Me Find My Cards

I've simply lost count of the number of times I ask someone for their identification, and they open up their wallet to display various credit cards.....and an EBT (foodstamp/welfare benefits) card. Better still are the ones who also have casino VIP player cards tucked in alongside the EBT cards! I guess this still beats the time a female customer asked me if she could use her foodstamp card to buy her boyfriend a ring..........