Storage Hunters

We have a couple who proclaim themselves to be just like the "Storage Hunters", only they started out when they saw "Storage Wars" on television. I guess they didn't realize by then that the secret's out, or maybe they didn't realize how fake it all was. At any rate they always say how successful they have been, yet I can't understand why if they are so successful they have a billion loans with us.

The sad thing is, they keep hauling in all this junk they got in their units, and we have yet to buy anything from them. In fact I've told them many times myself that a majority of the items they could just toss in the trash. So far what we've seen is more like garage sale or thrift store fodder and even then I think that a place like DAV or Goodwill would just throw it away. Especially that old tape player with leaky D-cell batteries that corroded inside the player. THROW THAT SH*T AWAY! They seem nonplussed that we don't see the golden treasure that they have found, and often leave acting like we are simply ignorant of the vast riches they have proffered to us. The wife got insulted when I told her the piss-stained table cloth with the hand-crocheted (and mouse-munched) trim should have gone into the garbage. It's an antique and I just don't know.....that's ok.

They need to stop watching Reality TV and just flat out get a dose of reality.