Skinheads...at least they are *WHITE* Trash!

Skinheads. Neo-Nazis. White Supremists. Whatever term is popular at the moment, they are some of the most repugnant of the White Trash Morons. (But hey at least they are white, and 'white is right' ya know!) Yes, I had to swallow some vomit to type that.

We have some World War II flags (along with other wars and other countries) and some knives from that era. Some are replica SS knives and the like; let us not forget that no matter how one might feel about the Nazis, Hitler, Germany, it is a part of our history. I get very annoyed when dumbass customers come in and say, "OH that stuff is racist! That's Nazi stuff, you shoudn't sell it!" These same people see the Confederate flag and the Mexican flag and do the same, "That's racist!" routine. Do they NOT know history? No of course not. If someone can really see a Confederate flag and say, "That means slavery!", they are missing the entire history boat and they can just simmer in their ignorance. I got so tired of rednecks making disparaging comments about the Mexican flag (including my uncle's dumb cunny former-stripper ex-wife!) that I started saying, "What, you don't recognize the first Texas flag?" The comment goes totally over their heads, but what do you expect from white trash morons?

Anyway, apparently the WWII memorabilia (as it pertains to Germany) apparently DOES attract some die hard skinheads. I don't care what race you are; to embrace total hate against someone else STRICTLY because of their race makes you the ultimate WHITE TRASH MORON. The same goes for the Black Panthers and La Rasa. But skinheads really chap my ass, because they are always among the poorest representations of what white folks are. I mean really, do you think that botched shave job and all those tattoos make you look smart? Do you think dropping the 'n' word makes you look brilliant? Do you really think that claiming the police arrested you only because of your tattoos makes you SO DIFFERENT from the people who say they were arrested only because they were non-white? Do you not see how repulsive and idiotic you are?

The guy who orders all our items for 'that side' of the store only seems to see the money angle in whatever he orders. He orders marijuana leaf ashtrays and then bitches because they all walk out. Hello! People who SMOKE pot aren't going to BUY them, they are going to STEAL them, are you surprised? He was taking special orders for these moron skinheads, and the rest of us were having to deal with them when they came in to buy the stuff. I'm sorry but I can do totally without skin heads and gangbangers in our store! The employee was told NOT to order any more items that would attract skinheads; but he refused to listen. The last batch that arrived, were tossed directly into the trash. (Hoping he got the hint as it came out of his share.) Still, we have this one particularly dumb and irritating skinhead named Brandon. Yes that's his name; I figure if he doesn't mind having swastikas plastered all over his neck and arms for everyone to see, he can't possibly care that people know his name. "Brandon" bought a brass knuckle handled knife from us (decorative, not legal to carry!) and was stupid enough to keep it in his car. (No one has ever accused white supremists of being SMART!) Apparently he was innocently driving along DOING NOTHING, and he was stopped by police. He just innocently PICKED UP THE KNIFE TO SHOW THEM and he was arrested for threatening an officer. They ONLY arrested him because of his tattoos. (Can you feel the sarcasm dripping here?) He's a real tool, just being in his presence makes my lip curl and I can barely be civil to him. He repeats his story every time he comes in, as if us selling him the knife somehow makes it our fault that he can't obey the law. I would like to think his bad karma is finally at work.

Every time Brandon comes into the store he wants to order more Nazi items. I always tell him we are not carrying any more since they don't sell; but he insists, "The knife guy always orders it for me." This time I finally told him, "Yeah we threw it in the trash, the owner does not want that stuff being ordered any more. We have to all but give it away on clearance to get rid of it and I don't like the attention it brings." (Hint hint!) He glared and said, "I'll just talk to the knife guy when I'm in next." Yeah I'll bet you will. I almost told him our knife guy is Jewish just to see if he'd still want to talk to him. Nah, he'd probably just set fire to our place or burn a cross in the courtyard. Bed Bath and Beyond had a nice display of white sheets last week, I ALMOST told Brandon he could get a really good deal on some, just to be a snarky bitch.

I sure hope that when Brandon is in an accident, the first responder at the scene isn't someone of another race. I'd sure hate to be rescued by someone who WASN'T WHITE! GASP! Whatta moron.