The Audacity of...White Trash Morons!

I wake up this morning to find out that I'm going to have a *really fun day* with all the white trash morons who have been coming into the shop the last few weeks and waxing poetic about their choice of candidate. (I'll let you read between the lines and decide which candidate will most favor giving hard-working-taxpayers' money to people who are not hard working.)

My husband works for a certain government institution. One of his co-workers, who also happens to be interested in getting into management, was convicted of a felony involving great bodily harm upon a guy of a different (non minority) race; but of course that's not a race hate crime. He put the guy into the hospital. He has made threatening comments to my husband, including, "Keep my name out'cho' mouf!"...but that's ok because at this government installation, you just call the union to save your bacon if anyone tries to discipline you. It is, after all, 'disparate treatment', because of course it's not your actions that caused the problem, it's because everyone is racist. (Got it?) This morning husband reported to me that after the announcement of the election results, one of these esteemed co-workers approached his (white) supervisor and said, "Now that we got one'a our own in there, you gonna have to treat us different!" The supervisor was puzzled and said, "Why would I do that? I'm going to treat you like I've always treated you. I'm not a racist." Yeah, Obama does NOT identify with you, dumbass! He wouldn't give you the time of day, you are too ghet-to for his schmoozy self.

And today, the morons flowed into work. We had a police officer in visiting, and one very low-IQ white trash moron came in to talk about his loans. He can't hold a job to save his life, and he's a real idiot. He's fertile though; he has the energy to keep fathering children he can't afford, with his VERY NICE but equally slow wife. He was at the counter and said, "What you think about Bama winning?" (Can't even get his name right?) The officer said, "He's going to give you a job!" One of our employees said, sarcastically, "No, he's going to give you a CHECK!" You should have seen this moron light up like the Christmas Tree in Times Square! "Oh man that's great, I need me a check, that would come in handy for Christmas! They gonna give us another check like this year?" We were KIDDING but he believed wholeheartedly that Saint Obama was gonna give him a check. I told him, "Sorry that was courtesy of the Republicans, you aren't going to get another stimulus check anytime in the next four years." Then the employee told him, "Why don't you go get a job? It works for me!" That was rather rude, yes, but this guy thinks money should just come to him as he sits on his ass. He's also impossible to offend, he's that dense. He went on about how he 'can't' find a job. There are thousands of jobs unfilled here, go apply for one, that's how you get one! Oh yeah and show up, and bathe, and do your work!

The cherry on the cake of the day: Sloth and his monkey children came into the store. I detest even having to see them, they are so annoying, their voices are like nails on a chalkboard, I can see DEVOLUTION happening before my eyes! They came in waving little flags they got at school today (the SCHOOL was celebrating the appointment of a candidate who would support their teacher's union demands, big surprise!). They came up to the counter and asked the employee, "Aren't you glad Obama won?" He looked at them like they were eating their own boogers and said flatly, "No." They were chattering on and on saying how he's going to do this and do that (all the stuff the school tells them), and he just told them they didn't know what they were talking about and walked away! I had to laugh. They looked like he just told them to go die somewhere.

We have another white trash moron family; the mom was a stripper until she doubled her body mass to impossible proportions; the dad is just an idiot for continuing to have babies with her. (Her sister is the one who claims she only gets into fights at school because she's half Asian.) They kept having babies, they are on welfare and proud of it. The mom got fired from a nursing home for hitting a resident; her hand was even in a cast but of course, they were just 'making sh_t up" about her. Now she's trying to sue the place and get money for her hand. She has one little darling who does not listen and willfully ignores anyone who tells her not to touch stuff, or to get off the ladder, etc. Every time she comes in she opens her mouth and licks/slobbers all over the glass display cases, and I have to clean this up! I've squirt her with a water sprayer before, but that only lasted a visit or two. (Does it not disturb her mom that even DOGS and CATS would remember that sprayer and not do it again?) Today, she did it again and I told her she could not come in any more if she did that again. They paid another visit in the afternoon, and sure enough the little monkey started slobbering long streams all over my glass display case. I'm sure that by putting my hand on the front of her grimy little face and pushing her head OFF my glass, that is considered battery in some states; so be it. Her little fanny needs some blisters and maybe that would get through to her! But the little brat went back for another round of slobbers, after glaring at me. So I handed her mom the glass cleaner and a rag and told her, "It's your turn to clean it up, I cleaned up after her this morning and I'm done." It worked! She sprayed the cleaner on the glass and the monkey-child actually WIPED IT OFF. I almost fell over! I told her, "Thanks (brat's name). You can come back and visit me again, your mom won't have to leave you outside." (ha, ha.)

Man, where's my check? I need battle pay for putting up with these dummies. I need to quit working, stop paying my mortgage and car payments, and get my damned check!