Thank God They Don't Really Vote

I have met the Obama supporters.
They are my customers.
They are on various forms of government assistance, are in various stages of bill dodging, various degrees of financial irresponsibility.
They are the nonbathers, the mouth breathers, the unfailingly fertile.
The ignorant, the uneducated.
They are barefoot and in shorts in 50 degree weather.
They have meth scabs all over their faces and arms.
They think Obama's gunna give them sum money! Gonna make gas cheaper! Gunna make them rich folks PAY FINALLY!

Thank god they are too lazy to actually register to vote. I daresay most of them are unable to due to various felonies, or can't tear themselves away from Tyra, Jerry Springer, or Maury Povich.
Maybe they will miss the voting time because they are desperately searching for their meth pipe in the sofa cushions, not knowing that the baby has found it and crawled away with it and has it in her mouth while her older siblings are raiding mommy and daddy's pot stash.

Help, I'm surrounded by dumbasses and I can't get up!