Woe is me, I is so poor, gimme a pity party!

Ok it's time for a little lesson on what exactly constitutes, "Poor". If I hear one more white trash moron bitching about how tough things are and how broke they are and how poor they are because there is a 'recession' and how they think 'another Depression is coming' etc. and etc., I will personally flick lit cigarettes at them.

Truly poor people DO NOT HAVE money to spend on:

*Cable or satellite bills
*Cell phones
*New cars with rimz and thumpin' stereoz
*Acrylic nails with cheesy painted designs. (Or anything else of the nature)
*Cigarettes
*Booze
*Jewelry, including a piercing for every freaking orifice, real or imagined
*a tattoo collection
*Bragging rights to a 600 DVD movie collection
*The latest computer/flatscreen TV
*new computer with zippin' internet service
*Bottled water or Starbucks every day
*Fast food 1-3+ times a day
*QVC
*Go out to bars and/or movies constantly
*Boob jobs
*Knives and swords to hang on their walls
*A pedigreed and/or full blooded dog that they brag they paid hundreds of dollars or more for
*Brand new designer clothing. Even knockoffs. (They cost more than Goodwill and garage sales still!)

---------and on and on and on.
The next moron who proclaims how he/she is poor and broke because of gas prices, while guzzling a Starbucks Crappucino and boasting about how he/she has, like, 600 DVD's at home in their vast collection, can kiss my big fat white ass! You want poor? Try having to decide what bill you are going to pay this month and which you are going to put off, so you can eat. You, assface, are NOT poor because you had to get acrylic nails instead of, oh, the SILK WRAPS. You are not poor because your car stereo only shakes MY windows, rather than houses a block away like your homie's stereo does. You are NOT poor because you only have the middle tier of cable channels and not the 5000 channel Super Pack that allows you to sit on your lazy whining ASS all day.
You want to act like you know what you are talking about, about another Depression? Then talk to people who were really IN IT, or (gasp!) put your dumbass intellect to work and stick your nose in a book and see what it was like. Even if you lost 75% of all your STUFF, you would never know the type of desperation those people went through. You stupid dickhead, your idea of 'going through another Depression' is having to turn off your cable or internet! If you had to give up your cell phone, then that would mean....the world has ended! You stupid white trash moron. Someone needs to beat you all over with the clue stick. And a BIG ONE.