F*cktard Thursday!

Not sure what the deal is for today but it was a parade of idiots in and out.

*Long time customer (who does not always pay her loans) brings in a stack of games. She had called me first and I told her what we give for them; but this clearly didn't register. When she set her stack of games down on the counter, I had to give a few back to her because they were so damaged that they could not have possibly played. She insisted, "They just have some smears on them!" She said this so many times and was so emphatic that I was treating her unfairly, I finally asked her, "What did you smear them on, the sidewalk? Sandpaper?"

*Dumbass guy with white face paint/some other kinds of crap on his face and a hoodie came running towards my front door. From a distance it appeared as though he was wearing a mask and all I could think was that we were about to be robbed; when he got into the store he acted like it was so funny and cute, haw haw! I told him I almost set off our alarm, and he giggled more. Yes, that is hilarious! HAW HAW!

*Guy comes in after we normally close because I was too busy to lock the door on time. He said, "I'm glad you don't close til later because I barely made it!" No really you did NOT make it, did you not hear me yell at the other employee to lock the door and put up our CLOSED sign? I only said that because we are really open and I'm just messing with you!