"Is This Movie Any Good?"

Usually this question is asked when the customer is buying movies loaded with pee pee, poo poo, dick jokes, vomiting, tits/ass, etc. When they ask that, you can't say, "No sorry, I can't force myself to dumb down enough to tolerate that juvenile crap!" You can't say, "Who would waste ten cents and ten minutes on that?" You can't say, you'd be better off spending the two hours of this film actually doing something productive, like spending time with your kids or job hunting, or bathing. No, you can't say those things. So I'm forced to say, regretfully, as though I am so sad to see this copy of the movie go out the door because I myself wanted to buy it, "Darnit I just haven't ever seen this one!" And then stop there. Cut off the part where you say, "I want to keep all my brain cells"......