Social Terrorist Tip #52

If you are an habitual jerkoff, pay cash. Don't get loans, don't use your debit or credit card to pay for things, don't in ANY way act like you are Asshole of the Year and then present any kind of instrument of identification to the employees you are treating like crap. Especially if you sit your loser ass on social networking sites and use your real name. With your real picture. With an open profile. And lots of personal information out there, like anyone *really* gives two shits where you went to school or what kind of music you like. Did you REALLY put your phone number in your open profile? Did you really list where you currently work? Maybe that person you were such a creep to, can now go to where you work and complain to your manager about how awful you were while they were shopping there, even if they have never actually been to your job. Oh hell who am I kidding, most of these folks don't have jobs where you can do anything like that. (Why don't they put "drain on government resources" as their job?) But seriously? If you are a professional asswipe, at least make your profiles private so others can't enjoy seeing what a loser you are!