Wedding Day Fun

We went to a wedding today, at a church of a faith that is different from ours. I believe today is the last day we attend any function (funeral or wedding) at a church of this denomination. I've had enough.
For an hour you essentially listen to how much you suck. It has nothing to do with the funeral or wedding you are attending, they want to get their propaganda in about how unworthy and crappy you are. Then they invite...MEMBERS OF THEIR FAITH ONLY....to partake in the Eucharist. It doesn't matter if in everything else you believe in the same God or Christ or anything of that nature, if you are not of their faith you cannot break bread with them because you are not worthy. So even Billy Graham could not hope to partake as he is not a member of their faith. This doesn't happen in our faith, if you are a believer you are welcome to partake. After a few of these experiences I was prepared today! Screw that self-righteous chanting man, I brought a pack of mints. As the priest was saying that only members of the Churcholics could partake of the Host, I leaned over with the IceBreakers and asked my husband if he'd like some minty fresh body of Christ? No stale unleavened bread for us! No wonder most folks I know who grew up in this denomination either hate church or refuse to go to church at all. (Though I had to stifle laughter as the priest and altar boy practically pirouetted, it looked like a ballet!)