Kobie Couple Parenting Award!

Do you know anyone who would buy their 4 year old child, the game "Grand Theft Auto" of any version? (you know, the one where you can kill the prostitute and get your money back......)
Sadly, I do. Kobie Couple bought this for their future-serial-killer child two years ago, and as spoiled children often do, he's scratched it (and his other games/movies) many times. They bring it in for us to fix, one of us fixes it, and then Little Jeffrey Dahmer gets to slash prostitutes until the next time it's too scratched to play.
Every time I give it back to them, I pray that this time was the last straw for that disk...........